[As public as PBS, mofos]

[OOC: Backdated to yesterday. I suck at posting.]

OMG. OMG. OMG OMG OMG.

So I totally don't own a calender or anything like that. I owned one once, but then it got all covered with slobber and I just had to pitch it. Whatever. Anyway.

So I was out walking and I was just, like. Casually watching one of those flashy billboard things, and one had, like. The weather or whatever on it--can you BELIEVE how fucking hot it is outside?--and it also had the date.

Guys. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO MEEE!

I wanna drink. Who wants to drink? PARTY!!!